Sunday, August 26, 2007♠

i think im gonna puke.
nah im just kidding.
dont start puking larh ass. act cute only.

do you know that 100% of the people in this world diggs their nose.
i doubt soo larh. eh, dont tell me you never dig your nose before.
even micheal jackson diggs his nose, and you saying you never digg your nose?
then you use cotton bud to dig your nose arh? liar.
liar liar, pants on fire.
or issit liar liar, pacifier.
whatever, semarang, aper je!

do you know that 100% of the people in this world has touch shit before?
and again you decline.
ishk3. LIAR SIAL YOU. ass.

do you know that 100% of the people in this world have ego bigger then their balls?
yes? wrong!
more then 50% of the people in this world doesnt even have balls you liar.

and and satu, dua, tiga, kiter buat sekali lagi!
Whatever! Semarang! Aper Je!

somebody robb my house!
im all home alone now!
comon, you can do it!

but but, 1st things 1st, can you enter my house?
ive got booby traps all around my windows and doors.
nyehahaha! enter if you dare.

did i just say BOOBy traps? im not a pervert larh.
its you who thinks dirty. dirty-minder.

when i sleep, i see nothing.
i hear nothing.
i taste nothing.
i smell nothing.
but i feel something.
i feel that im hugging my bloster tightly.
like im hugging my gf.

im not desperate larh.
im just desperate in my dreams.
get the difference? stupid.

A to the M to the I, R.
what does it say?
amir.. amir amir.... amir... amir amir... amir...

do you understand up till this point dirty-minded children?
*noooo*
good, you guys are still immature.

seventeen aint soo sweet.
weeehoooo!~ im still sixteen.
i dont wanna grow up fast larh.
but can everything else be legal?
damn. im underaged.

what goes up and always comes down?
almost everything.

eh, can you not be racist?
yalam yalam.
knnb you esenihc.
wahaha! im not racist. this is supposed to be a joke between me and my friend.
if youre affected, then please report to your mama and bobo please. thx.
but a reminder, im sociable. if youre affected, then youre not.

i see something.
something blue.
and white.
and grey.
and orange.

i see me updating my blog. thats all.
what? you think im seeing somebodys panties?
dirty-minder again.
go away larh. i dont wanna be influence by you. ishk3.

father, when can i buy a new handphone?
when im 23?
then might aswell you get me a car. -_-"

im thirsty.
but im updating my blog.
please, people. spill water into my blog. so i can drink at my blog.
while posting, i drink. geddit?
eh you selow-minders! if dont geddit, then dont ok?

my life is a bore.
my mind is a mess.
but my heart is still in the right place.
and my stomach too.
and i dont need a kidney transplant, coz its still working fine thank you.

love is cinta.
who doesnt know that?
just put cinta larh.
or love alone or what. this?
love is cinta. stupid sak.
but the song is quite ok larh.
like emo2 liddat.

i wanna webcam with somebody.
i just webcam-med with nures.
you all must be going like, O.o amir is horny right now.
but actually you all are the horny ones.
coz youre waiting for me to tell you guys what happen right?
im not gonna tell you.
bluek. assholes. muahahahaha!

i miss you, i miss you.

if i mean anything to you, then you will talk to me soon.
if not, then i know im nothing then just having a title of a "friend" in your mind.

thank you sooo much for your honesty.

what am i babbling.

Shin~

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